I should write a book on how to lose and repel people.
Just write about sex, masturbation and insanity.
I can almost see the tumble weed rolling across the ghost town this place has become.
You are so fortunate that I do this for the sake of it; otherwise I would have felt ignored and hurt. Imagine that!
I have been doing Facebook.
It’s a strange place.
People say the weirdest things.
They call it status update.
How many statuses does a person have?
Apparently a lot.
It’s like that river and you never step into it twice kinda thingy. Our status is constantly changing and the world now gets to hear of it.
I didn’t realize that status in Facebook means the state of your mind at any particular time. So in the beginning, I kept writing things like:
Not sure if I am still married.
Definitely married. I think
Yep. It’s confirmed. Married.
Make up your mind woman!!!
Then I was told very gently that this is not what that space is meant for.
These things are difficult for me.
I look at it and I wonder, what do I say?
State of my mind?
I leave that blank.
When someone posts something about a child that is hooked up into various tubes? Isn’t pressing Like a little distasteful?
Yesterday, I saw this link someone had send about the funeral of that Tibetan kid who burned himself to death for his countries freedom. It had 39 likes!
These are nice people. Really. I checked. They care. Then what is that they liked about something as morbid as that? It’s a bit confusing.
My wife is worried about me ever since I signed up for this. There are these key words, if I see, that tends to make me go into frenzy. It’s like waving a bed sheet at a bull.
God, religion, soul.
I dont know why but I am then compelled to put in my 2 bit. And that will be the end of a beautiful friendship that has lasted more than two decades.
That’s the thing about Facebook.
These are people you know or who knows you or who know someone who knows you. These are the walking proof of the six degree of separation. These guys know you, they know where you live, and they know your wife, your kids.
It’s probably best you deal with them nicely.
But commonsense has never been one of my stronger suits.
Face book scares me.
But there is comfort in knowing the even the most stupid thought in your head, if put into words, in that little cyber space, will have at least one like.
There’s always someone who agrees with you in Facebook.
It’s a beautiful, polite, considerate world.
People are so politically correct there. I guess you will think twice before saying: Fuck you niggers!!! , when with a click of a button, someone can find out where you live.
It’s wiser to be nice and neutral.
Me? I can’t resist.
I find it hard to control myself, when that 43 year old cousin of mine repeatedly posts pictures of her posing like an 18 year old. I mean it’s her life but doesn’t it require an honest opinion? I mean isn’t it why she is putting it out there?
So who gets to say the emperor is naked?
That’s where I come in.
Oh, my cousin has officially unfriended me.
Fuck. That’s not even a word.